More EU interference in our lives !

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CatherineThomas — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 20:08:46 GMT

http://www.neuticles.com/merchmart.php

Wouldn't you just love a pair of neuticle earrings?!

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bob lehner — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:08:08 GMT

Yes -I believe they are used a lot in Japan, where apparently it does not reflect well on a man's virility and status if he is seen out and about walking a dog which has clearly been castrated and is lacking in the undercarriage department.

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Mark Hedberg — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:45:32 GMT

http://www.neuticles.com/faq.php

[quote]

Do Neuticles come in sizes?

Neuticles are now available for any-sized canine, feline, equine, bull or any neutered pet.[/quote]

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Mark Hedberg — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:43:36 GMT

[quote user="bob lehner"]

2. In order to avoid discrimination against neutered males, all such animals will have to have prosthetic testes fitted at the time of the operation. It seems this will appply to dogs, cats and even small domestic animals such as rabbits, but farm animals are to be excluded. As ever, the case regarding horses is not clear yet.

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http://www.neuticles.com/

You think you're kidding...the product, however, DOES exist. :)

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Evelyn Barbour-Hill — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:00:38 GMT

List three things that were not announced on April 1st but you wish they had been.

1. RCVS decides it must have a new, beige, "corporate identity".

2. The Right Honourable () Anthony Blair takes personal charge of FMD eradication.

3. The "Right Honourable" () Anthony Blair tells us that Saddam Hussein can deploy weapons of mass destruction within 45 minutes.

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Vikki Halliday LLB — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:12:40 GMT

I very nearly did too, the sad thing is, there are some grains of truth and it's worryingly posible!

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Anthony Todd — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:01:34 GMT

[quote user="Dagmar Steele"] I believed every single word[/quote]

So did I. Just shows you how..................... [others will complete the sentence]

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Cinzia Gandini — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:43:49 GMT

The EU Parliament is very active on the 1st of April...http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/savings-and-banking/article.html?in_article_id=528736&in_page_id=7

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Gerry Henry — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:28:14 GMT

You couldn't make it up; this is pretty astonishing too. next time you write that VAT cheque just remember where its going.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100081949/britains-net-contribution-to-the-eu-budget-has-risen-by-74-per-cent-in-one-year/#disqus_thread

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Hannah Wynne Richards — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:47:50 GMT

Very good I had steam coming out of my ears till I remembered the date !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynne

PS Bob -if they do it, then we'll blame you for suggesting it-and they are daft enough

Re: More EU interference in our lives !

Dagmar Steele — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:27:22 GMT

egg on my face - I believed every single word

sent my children into April this morning and it worked a treat so I guess I do deserve it!

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Bob Russell — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:23:29 GMT

Had me going for the first third of the post. Gender altered was the clincher!!

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Gillian Mostyn — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:00:19 GMT

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stephen sargent — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:00:13 GMT

Thats terrible. Will it be law by APRIL 1st 2013 then??!!