Re: VETTING doctors

Vikki Halliday LLB — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:11:05 GMT

Reminds me of a joke.........

2 dogs sitting with their owners in a vets waiting room.

1st dog, " I'm really nervous you know"

2nd dog, "why? They're really nice here. Last time I was in, the nurse gave me loads of cuddles, the vet patted me on the head and told me I was a good boy, before listening to my heart and feeling my tummy. He looked in my eyes with a bright light, and looked at my teeth before giving me a biscuit. He told my owner I was fit and well, and they all looked forward to seeing me again this week!"

1st dog, " well the last time I was here, my owner left me for the day, they gave me a cuddle before I felt really sleepy, and when I woke up I was in a kennel and had a sore tummy. I was left there all day until my owner came and rescued me later that night. She was so pleased to see me but I was so sore all I could do was wag my tail and lick her hand. I was so scared that she had left me for good, and so I'm really frightened coming back here today."

2nd dog, " Why? what are you in for today? "

1st dog, "I'm having my stitches out"

2nd dog, "Well I'm really lucky. I must be super intelligent. My owner has been telling every one all week I'm coming in to be tutored"....

Re: VETTING doctors

Hannah Wynne Richards — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:57:32 GMT

Let's hope nobody starts thinking about doctoring us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynne

Re: VETTING doctors

Vikki Halliday LLB — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:44:04 GMT

Saw that too Hannah, made me chuckle!