https://www.vetsurgeon.org/f/non-clinical-questions/3962/the-world-s-best-automated-telephone-answering This may be an old chestnut, but just received it on an email: "This is Arsebiscuits Veterinary Hospital automated telephone system. Please listen carefully to the following options: Press 1 to make an appointment Press 2 to tell us youren-USTelligent Community 10