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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/utility/feedstylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>What we would like on our answer machines (joking!)</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/f/non-clinical-questions/3656/what-we-would-like-on-our-answer-machines-joking</link><description> This has been doing the rounds via emails so apologies to the orinal author and those that have already read it. Made us laugh as we recognised just about every client! 
 &amp;quot;This is Arsebiscuits Veterinary Hospital automated telephone system. Please listen</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 10</generator><item><title>Re: What we would like on our answer machines (joking!)</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/9294?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:25:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:bb841a1c-f999-4fc2-bf7c-4603b6380105</guid><dc:creator>Toby Birch</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh so good. Just rushing off to change our OOH message!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: What we would like on our answer machines (joking!)</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/9292?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:17:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:4bb37b42-837f-4e6d-99a9-060d3aa7f4a9</guid><dc:creator>Rebecca MacMillan</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#39;s brilliant, thanks for sharing!! &lt;img src="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/emoticons/new/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Big grin" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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