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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/utility/feedstylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/f/non-clinical-questions/30048/hilarious-translation</link><description> My wife was sent this Chinese translation. It brightened my day...: 
 
 A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. 
 She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. 
 Obviously, it has been</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 10</generator><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233734?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2021 18:09:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:bf4c1bed-748d-4072-ad93-8c233e427de0</guid><dc:creator>Arlo Guthrie</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I still smile about a menu I saw in a restaurant in St Tropez many years ago, which said: &amp;#39;Our chef, Pierre, will amaze you with the brighlights of his papillas&amp;#39;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think on balance, I would rather Pierre kept his papillas to himself.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233733?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2021 16:43:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:064bbe9c-0a37-4fd9-9c83-e9329a294258</guid><dc:creator>Julian Earl</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;[quote userid="3169" url="~/001/nonclinical/f/off-duty-discussions/30048/hilarious-translation/233719#233719"]eel like it&amp;#39;s 1999, and I&amp;#39;ve been forwarded a chain email &lt;span class="emoticon ui-tip" title="Crying with laughter"&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/cfs-filesystemfile/__key/telligent-emoticons/54d441eabec446d291910332a2003dc9/crying_2D00_wth_2D00_laughter.svg?_=637140193758284580" alt="Crying with laughter" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;[/quote]
&lt;p&gt;e&amp;nbsp; RM Sorry, like I said above:&amp;nbsp;&lt;span&gt;hanks. Just trying to spread some cheer? Made me laugh a lotseems likeit has&amp;nbsp; others as well?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stay safe and well Michael. Watch out for that Millenium bug in 2000 if you are still in 1999?&amp;nbsp;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233730?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 20:52:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:5842d3fb-8cb1-49e3-a582-1cb1046775b5</guid><dc:creator>Neil Wheadon</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;OK, quite like this game&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First discovered in 1982 where 2 young cyclists on a month long bicycle tour round Europe. We hadn&amp;#39;t even been out of the country. Encountered this in France (still going strong)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=" " src="/resized-image/__size/320x240/__key/communityserver-discussions-components-files/66/1586.Screenshot-2021_2D00_10_2D00_29-at-21.50.08.png" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233724?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 19:12:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:573a6810-6f3c-4447-8429-27fd33f76891</guid><dc:creator>Claudia Niehoegen</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;In Germany there is a chain of dog groomers called DOGing Station.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And outside an Italian restaurant I read the German sign first which mentioned a &amp;lsquo;penalty notice of the week&amp;rsquo;. Then in English it was &amp;lsquo;fine of the week&amp;rsquo;. At last the Italian which said it was open on &amp;lsquo;fin de semana&amp;rsquo;, the weekend!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233723?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 16:32:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:4f71b4b1-8087-4d55-97ce-2a684c88120e</guid><dc:creator>bob lehner</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;[quote userid="7811" url="~/001/nonclinical/f/off-duty-discussions/30048/hilarious-translation/233722#233722"]ng the day to look at the menu for that night in our hotel, and guessing what things actually were (they were obviously translated similarly!)[/quote]
&lt;p&gt;I remember once in Egypt there was&amp;nbsp; a man selling food from a hand cart on the beach.&amp;nbsp; Proudly signed &amp;#39;&amp;#39;Foul sandwiches&amp;#39;&amp;#39;. We didn&amp;#39;t try it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slightly different - but in France our local ladies&amp;#39; hair salon was called &amp;#39;Fanny Coiffeur.&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233722?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 12:39:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:f5b64041-6a02-421a-824f-21173e59471c</guid><dc:creator>Julie Innes</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Very funny, thank you!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When we were in Menorca many years ago, we used to love going down during the day to look at the menu for that night in our hotel, and guessing what things actually were (they were obviously translated similarly!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There was often &amp;quot;salad to the garden&amp;quot;, but occasionally &amp;quot;peas to the gardener&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;poultry to the oven &amp;quot; , but we were particularly excited to see &amp;quot;Wolf of the sea&amp;quot; on the menu. Turned out to be Sea bass. Less exciting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233720?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 22:14:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:0fd64a77-49ef-43cf-a621-6b54724ad19e</guid><dc:creator>Neil Wheadon</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I call it Chinglish&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be fair I can&amp;#39;t speak Chinese. Sign in a hotel in Yunan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=" " src="/resized-image/__size/320x240/__key/communityserver-discussions-components-files/66/6675.Quiatou-_2800_50_2900_-Chinglish-at-the-Yixiang-Hotel-in-Quiatou.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233719?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 22:05:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:1d6bf492-f313-4fd1-8c21-ea4add2f0a18</guid><dc:creator>Michael Woodhouse</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel like it&amp;#39;s 1999, and I&amp;#39;ve been forwarded a chain email  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233716?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 12:30:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:769b359f-07e9-4236-b701-648f24d9a55e</guid><dc:creator>Catherine Churchill</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;That is brilliant&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Hilarious translation</title><link>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/233703?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2021 15:04:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:f810757e-f55d-4cb7-b565-cf44b45cf4ad</guid><dc:creator>Julian Earl</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;FWIW, the only veterinary comnnection is that our friend who sent this&amp;nbsp; is&amp;nbsp; a DEFRA vet.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks. Just trying to spred some cheer?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>