https://www.vetsurgeon.org/f/non-clinical-questions/23664/festive-fun Some hilarious Yuletide Euphemisms in the latest edition of the BMJ: http://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6107?etoc= Doctors have traditionally used euphemisms such as tumour or neoplasm for cancer, responding to their “ need to relieve feelings ofen-USTelligent Community 10https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/149441?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 18 Dec 2015 13:59:26 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:1184b38f-15bd-4a3a-be7f-7e5710e3963bMartin Atkinson<p>Did you hear about the Chelsea fan getting deliberately caught for speeding? When asked why he answered. &#39;well its the only way I&#39;m going to get 3 points&#39;!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>