Begging for a picture caption

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Virginia Campbell — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 08:41:12 GMT

[quote user="bob lehner"]

(or maybe the JRT is saying 'OK - I'll let you listen to my heart - but stick your finger anywhere near my arse and you'll definitely get bitten in the Crown Jewels').

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That the best!

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Hannah Wynne Richards — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 08:18:32 GMT

I like the "Does this stethescope thing work on plants ?" as well,and also Tim's one about calling the homeopath.

I've realised I used the wrong spelling - I should have written fazed!

Wynne

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Mark Hedberg — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 23:49:10 GMT

Red Star Man appears to be a bit of a Royalist - :)

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Martin Atkinson — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 18:29:29 GMT

[quote user="Hannah Wynne Richards"]

Malcom I like the "It's true you can hear the sea" one

Wynne

[/quote]I think Malcolm ought to stop now to give everyone else a chance, he's already given the best three answers!.

By the way Arlo, is there a prize?

Re: Begging for a picture caption

bob lehner — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 16:50:25 GMT

'Gracious me - the last time one heard a thump thump thump noise like that it was Diana chucking herself down the stairs at Kensington Palace'.

(or maybe the JRT is saying 'OK - I'll let you listen to my heart - but stick your finger anywhere near my arse and you'll definitely get bitten in the Crown Jewels').

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Hannah Wynne Richards — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 16:30:39 GMT

Malcom I like the "It's true you can hear the sea" one

Wynne

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Malcolm Ness — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 14:43:49 GMT

One nurse to another: "They say you have to kiss a thousand frogs before you find a prince. How disappointed would you be if the thousandth frog turned into him?"

Charles: "It's true! You can hear the sea"

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Tim Browning — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 12:48:06 GMT

'This dog is dying of heart failure-call a homeopath at once'

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Malcolm Ness — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 12:23:28 GMT

"Does this stethoscope thing work on plants as well?"

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David Mills — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 12:17:33 GMT

"Sounds a bit hoarse". "That's your wife speaking."

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Hannah Wynne Richards — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 12:16:32 GMT

I'm not phased. We Russells know our place in society - we boss everybody else around.

Wynne

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Bob Russell — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 11:23:20 GMT

Actually I quite like Camilla despite the dog 'suggestion'. Not much of a Charles fan though!

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Mark Hedberg — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 11:16:47 GMT

"Jack Russell with heiring aid"

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Martin Atkinson — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 10:56:48 GMT

[quote user="Bob Russell"]

"Camilla! I can hear your heart beating!"

[/quote]Are you suggesting Camilla is a bit of a dog?

Which reminds me of when we lived near to Gerry Halliwell, she had a 'Beware of the Dog' notice on her gate. Being as it was a Shi Tzu I rather ungraciously wondered if the sign applied to the pet or the occupant?

My caption: 'How many nurses does it take to hold one small dog for a Prince?'

Re: Begging for a picture caption

Bob Russell — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 09:59:33 GMT

"Camilla! I can hear your heart beating!"