I can cure cancer

Re: I can cure cancer

Francisco Gomez — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 16:07:34 GMT

I promise I will shut up at the end of the month when the whole charity thing finishes.

In the meantime, enjoy my ugly new avatar!

Re: I can cure cancer

Mark Hedberg — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 23:19:13 GMT

[quote user="Christopher Saul"]

all I had to do was give my patients bleach to drink!!

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Christopher, you've made a mistake - he's completely right! The dogs who had ingested bleach, didn't die of cancer!!!! (ok, they probably died of bleach toxicity, but the point is, the cause of death wasn't cancer!!!!!)

(Sorry, Sunday night and i'm being nuts again. )

Re: I can cure cancer

Christopher Saul — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 22:13:53 GMT

I had an acquaintance who used to clam much the same sort of thing on Facebook - he is adamant that the cure for all cancers resides in the ingestion of hypochlorite derivatives

And here I am using such witchcraft as vincristine and doxorubicin, and all I had to do was give my patients bleach to drink!!

Needless to say he unfriended me when I replied to his posts on Facebook and pointed out what bullshit he was talking.

Re: I can cure cancer

Mark Hedberg — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:54:09 GMT

Heck with that, I love the cartoon - now where can i get some Drunkline?

Re: I can cure cancer

Julie Innes — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:01:32 GMT

Well, maybe if you smoked enough cannabis you might think you could cure cancer

It's a bit like my dad, who didn't want to take his prescribed meds after a heart attack/ stent procedure. Apparently "they" just give you these drugs whether you need them or not. My reply? You're right, dad, the NHS has ALL this money that they just don't know what to do with, so they buy all these pills and give them out free to idiots patients who don't actually need them! He is taking them now...

Re: I can cure cancer

Evelyn Barbour-Hill — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 17:23:41 GMT