Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Arlo Guthrie — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:12:52 GMT

[quote user="Thomas Ward"]'Dear Lord. Water to wine... Just this once... Please!!'[/quote]

Brilliant.

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Tom Ward — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:10:15 GMT

'Dear Lord. Water to wine... Just this once... Please!!'

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Sarah Keir — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:49:02 GMT

Looks riveting - not! And they wonder why we don't want to sit on the council?

Sarah

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Iain McAllister — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:37:03 GMT

" I see the IT department have ordered another dozen ZX Spectrums from eBay - that should improve our efficiency no end..."

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

David Mills — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:13:38 GMT

From right to left:

Speak no sense,

Hear no sense,

Do no sense.

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Mark Holmes — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:10:22 GMT

"Where can I get a life sized picture of Jeremy Clarkson in hot pants and a sombrero?"

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Bob Russell — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:36:46 GMT

'I'm not a bully, not a bully, not a bully, not a bully, promise!'

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Clive Ansell — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:34:59 GMT

Beam me up Scottie

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Martin Atkinson — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:13:02 GMT

(Having just read Tom Lonsdale's manifesto) ' Shit, really wish I hadn't bought my dog that bag of food, bloody vet has ripped me off and it'll be dead before I get home'.

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Rob Davis — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:36:46 GMT

Dear Lord, I promise to be good if you stop JGW from sending any more emails, Amen

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

James Laidlaw — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:35:14 GMT

Why didn't I become a banker...?

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Alex Gough — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:20:54 GMT

"Hmmm. You know I don't think I just like doughnuts. I think I *really* like doughnuts."

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Anthony Dennison — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:44:59 GMT

'I really hope that fart I just let off doesn't smell...'

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Bob Russell — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:38:49 GMT

'Shit! I can't answer any of the exam questions, Oh my god!'

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Ian Mostyn — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:20:42 GMT

"10 green bottles, sitting on the wall ......"

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Mark Rowland — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:09:11 GMT

I wonder if I can claim that glass of water on my expenses.

Re: Anyone for a photo-caption competition?

Mark Hedberg — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:04:46 GMT

"I wonder what's for dinner...must pop into Tesco on the way home!"