https://www.vetsurgeon.org/f/clinical-questions/6656/the-crickets-cojones Apparently bush crickets have testicles up to 14% of their body weight , amazing! by the same calculation mine would be an outstanding 11.2Kg en-USTelligent Community 10https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/27172?ContentTypeID=1Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:49:47 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:30559cf3-2b19-4b94-b99b-e1f2f7ad20d0Rob Reid<p>I like the quote on the bbc site from Dr Vahed:</p> <p>&quot;It&#39;s like having testes that weigh the combined mass of 11 bags of sugar.&quot;</p> <p>Imagine walking around with 11 bags of sugar in your boxer shorts!! <img src="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/emoticons/v2/Very_happy_smiley.png" alt="Very happy" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/27156?ContentTypeID=1Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:53:40 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:03e19d85-912d-4f9e-b0bf-b4841abf3c1cArlo Guthrie<p>[quote user=&quot;Mark Holmes&quot;]You mean there not supposed to weight that much?[/quote]</p> <p>From the BBC article: &quot;Significant research across the animal kingdom has shown that male testicle size is correlated to the degree of promiscuity&quot; </p> <p>Sounds like you must get about a bit <img src="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/emoticons/v2/Very_happy_smiley.png" alt="Very happy" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/27149?ContentTypeID=1Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:10:41 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:8078f8c3-984a-4104-b5c3-794bb1c585f2bob lehner<p>[quote user=&quot;Mark Holmes&quot;]You mean there not supposed to weight that much?&nbsp;[/quote]</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Ah-ha, so now we know the origin of this well-known medical photograph.- it must be you...??</p> <p><img src="http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/eleph-fiji.gif" alt="" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/27145?ContentTypeID=1Wed, 10 Nov 2010 13:42:37 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:8aec5634-63e1-41ab-aa88-0c3c9dbb680bMark Holmes<p>You mean they&#39;re not supposed to weight that much?&nbsp; Excuse me I&#39;m going to phone the Doctor! <img src="https://www.vetsurgeon.org/emoticons/v2/Ashamed_smiley.png" alt="Embarrassed" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetsurgeon.org/thread/27142?ContentTypeID=1Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:58:55 GMT146601cc-3922-4be7-9974-7e1d4e45a66b:d893658d-d26e-46a4-a7ad-0242ed0fc835Andrew Mellor<p>Buster gonad! you&#39;d walk like a man who had lost his horse!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>